I am enraged. My brother just added a banana into his smoothie, but in order to break it up into more manageable chunks he first sliced off both ends of it and just adds the straight part into the blender. Then he throws away the ends.
He throws away 2 inches of perfectly edible banana.
He chops off two whole inches of a perfectly good banana and throws it away.
Throws away two inches of edible banana.
Good banana in the trash.
No more banana.
Banana in smoothie= banana - 2 inches of banana.
Two inches of good banana sitting in the trash.
I ate the trash banana… this fucker.
Awkward questions my sister has asked me this summer include…
… what’s a sausage fest?
… what’s an orgy?
Probably should get her to stop watching TV.
… what’s a condom?
… what is a virginity?
… what does a prostitute do?
And the most recent
… why does guma (aunt= father’s sister) not have children?
and then having to explain miscarriages.
Shit just went down in a show that none of your friends watch.
How am I suppose to deal!!!!!
I never fail to be impressed by how talented my friends are. Went to karaoke with two of them yesterday and it was basically a personal concert!