|I'm not the kind of person who sees the glass as half-full.
I'm not the kind of person who sees the glass as half-empty.
I'm the kind of person who sees the glass as something to throw at people who talk about stupid cups of water.
a good artist knows where to draw the line
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!”...